My Laboratory Information

1 : Drinking is prohibited since it might cause cancer of the liver.

2 : Swimming and skiing are prohibited since they might cause skin cancer (not because I can not swim/ski !).

3 : Working hard is extremely recommended not to make me crazy.

4 : Stay at home ! Lots of danger outside !

5 : Read Math books ! Other books might make you lose your eyesight.

6 : You have no summer vacation etc to keep your life simple.

7 : You are in the Analysis World. Don't think about combinatrics, particularly, Japanese chess.

8 : If you wish to come to the Master course, you are requested to read ``Beginner's guide'' by yourself.

9 : If you wish to come to the Doctor couse, you are requested to have one nearly accepted paper and one more result on which you will be able to write immediately.

I do not need to follow the above rules (even No. 8 !).